Pre-Vegetarian 

Order the latest Leonardo Film - 'The Bitch' on DVD or buy it on the William Nichol off-ramp. Prison life is hard and Leo portrays his character as a sensitive young man suffering in prison. Also starring Shaik. Film produced by Michael Jackson, Sound Track by R. Kelly.

Nick walking around pretending to be rich in one of the Franklins loft apartments. 

These loft apartments in Newtown nown as the Franklin are going for a very expensive price. With the local version of the Apprentice being filmed in it, and the 2010 world Cup I suggest you move fast I you want your share of the Jozi Apple. 

No more Village Idiot!

Ek het nou net regstreeks saam met die res van die nasie uitgevind dat Mbeki vir Zuma afgedank het na die Shabia-Shake trail se bevindige. Hierdie goeie nuus het nie net my dag gemaak nie, maar sommer my jaar en die res van die tyd wat ek in Suid-Afrika gaan bly.

Yoda's words of advise to Darth Sidious

Met Laugh if Off wat die hofsaak oor spoof ads gewen het voel ek dit is gepas om my eie Freedom of Corruption ad te maak. 

Life in the new millennium 

Online babies is now very popular... look out for Britney's baby that might be sold on E-bay 

The nicest alcohol ad I have ever seen 

Dolphin shaped land 

This can't be real 

Picture of the day 

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DAMN IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.......
a) Thanks, but I don't want to kiss you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to barf in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning