Lojale Blou Bulle

He's my brother

BLOND'S YEAR PLANNER

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy, because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter to type a label.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid ,because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger, because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120 lbs.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

Poll Result - Neo is the One

Every dog has his day

Only in Africa

ABSA Currie Cup

Ek het kaartjies gekry!! Die tou by loftus was unbelieveble, daar was omtrent 80 mense wat al die vorige aand daar geslaap het. Toe Jaco 6 uur die oggend in die ry val so hy nooit kon dink dat hy eers 2 uur die middag kaartjies sou kon kry nie. Toe hy koop was daar slegs 30 oor en sowat 3 000 mense agter hom in die ry. Wel ek kan nie wag vir Saterdag nie - die bulle gaan defnitief wen

those naughty bunnies

now i feel better about my job

Ice Ice Baby

Be careful what you wish for

Joke of the day - Screwed up

Evolution invented by Chicks

Crocodiles have feelings too

If you don't want skin cancer consider becoming a vegetarian

Exhausted over Petrol Prices

Think a litre of petrol is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Coke can 340ml R4.50 = R13.24 per litre
Lipton Ice Tea 200ml R2.50 = R12.50 per litre
Energade 250ml R3.50 = R14.00 per litre
Brake Fluid 100ml R6.00 = R60.00 per litre
Vick's Nasal Spray 50ml R9.00 = R180.00 per litre
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 500ml R13.00 = R26.00! (R26.00 for WATER?!)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on
water,coke,or Vick's Nasal Spray !!!

Ag Shame :)

Zani with all her birthday flowers

Thanks for everyone who made my birthday special!

Having fun at my Birthday Party

Zani and Jaco at Zani's 24th Crazy 88 Birthday Party

WARNING: Some serious kissing

The Birthday Girl gets a kiss from the love of her life.

Pic 1: Auditioning for Kill Bill
Pic 2: Lizette (my cous) and Yoke (my sister)
Pic 3 (the girls)

Pic 4 (The blonds and Joop)

Eben, Zani and Lizette showing there true colours without the masks

The Craziest Crazy 88 at my Party

We were all together at AAA - School of Advertising and now trying our luck in the advertising industry.
Pic 1 (Zani&Vicky)






Pic 2 (Theuns&Zani)





Pic 3 (Angie)

Tukkies Pelle

(Marizanne, Esme & Sonja where with me in Klaradyn Ress at University of Pretoria - Tukkies)

Messing around

Angie (Blond one) and Zani (Birthday Girl after a few glasses of punch

Showing off their Crazy 88 Masks

Lizette, Joop, Victoria, Yoke and Daniëlle

People dancing at my Party

My Birthday Highs and Lows

One week after my Birthday and I'm back at work recovering from my birthday aftermath....

LETS START WITH THE LOWS:
* I Crashed my Car.
This happened 3 hours before the party when I parked outside the garage and came out an hour later to find my car in the street tailing along the electrical gate. It was hectic but there was no time to cry!!!
* The Weather was terrible
October in Joburg is supposed to be all summary that is why I decided to have the party outside. Bad mistake so I had to move it inside at the last moment.
* Poisened by a Scorpian.
For those of you wondering why I wasn't at work this past week and only returned today. Well on Friday night we all passed out in the garage and at about 4 o clock a scorpian bit me!!! I was so sick I couldn't walk but now everything is okay.

HOWEVER THERE WERE SOME GREAT HIGHLIGHTS:
* Birhday Cake
My landlord felt so sorry for me when I crashed my car and messed up his electrical gate that he bought me a birthday cake!
* Smashing Party
You only have to look at the pictures to see what a great time everyone had and the Crazy 88 masks sure looks wild.
* Birthday Pressies
Apart from my brand new Fossil watch (Dankie Jaco), I also got loads of Presents, Money and flowers.

Be carefull what you wish for

Batman, Hulk, Mr. Incredible and Spiderman

Harry, Neo and Shrek

Vote for your favourite Hero

Who's your favourite Hero?
	Spiderman
	Batman
	The Incredibles
	Hulk
	Harry Potter
	Neo
	Shrek

Must Love Dogs

For Ritcher or for Ritcher

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.  P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free! 
 

Nataniel se wenke aan die dames

Daar is niks so mooi soos ´n kant boudeflossie wat net so effens uitsteek nie. Maar met die klem op ¨net so effens ¨ Ek kry trane in my oë as ek van agter vir vrou loer en dit lyk of haar boude besig is om haar g-string op te eet.

As jy ´n rolletjie (of twee of drie...) het, moet asseblief nie ´n ¨boob-tube¨ met ´n oop maagie dra nie,´n stukkie suurdeeg wat oor ´n belt borrel is verkeerd in enige boek.

Alhoewel jy baie trots voel daarop, wil ons asb. nie jou nuwe naeltjie ring sien nie, vernaam nie as jy die rolletjies eers moet oopvou terwyl jy met die ander hand 'n metaalverklikker gebruik om die dingetjie te probeer opspoor nie.

Onthou tog asb. om in die spieel te kyk voordat jy uit die huis gaan in die oggend, dit mag dalk vir jou lyk asof die mensdom jou bates wat uitpeul bewonder, maar wees verseker dat hulle jou in skok en verbasing aanstaar, nie bewondering nie.

Wees asb. versigtig wanner 'n broek gemaak uit die nuwe rek materiaal gedra word - vernaam in wit/beige - dit lê beslis klem op alle bewegende dele asook haelduike - die term "twee varkies in 'n nat streepsak" is hier goed van toepassing.

Etiket deur Nataniel

Werksdrag: Wit sokkies word NOOIT by werksklere gedra nie, net pedofiele doen dit. Jou sokkies se kleur moet by jou broek se kleur pas, donkerblou of donkergrys sokkies pas nie by ´n swart broek en swart skoene nie. Van skoene gepraat; jy dra nie skoene met sole van meer as 1cm by ´n pakbroek nie. Onthou, hoe hoër jy staan hoe harder val jy. En as die skoen enige gekroomde metal aanhet, dra jy dit glad nie (behalwe as jy navorsing oor magneetvelde doen).

Das: 'n Das by ´n kortmouhemp lyk moer kommin en das wat te kort is, lyk nog erger. Effekleurige dashemde met wit krae is dood, brand of begrawe dit. Moet nooit ´n geel das dra nie, dit lyk of ´n heks op jou gebraak het. Moet ook nooit ´n das met Disney-karakters dra nie, as jy ernstig opgeneem wil word, moet jy soos CNN lyk, nie soos Cartoon Network nie. Colour-code beteken NIE dat jou Disney-karakter kouse en das bymekaar moet pas nie.

Texas of Vereeniging: Jy dra nie ´n afmou hemp in die publiek nie, die cherries spek jou wel meer, maar dis slegs uit skok, jy fire nie hulle jets nie. PT-broeke met die slit¨ aan die kant lyk, en is, ongemaklik, moenie dit dra behalwe as jy ander gay mense opgewonde wil maak nie.

Bykomstighede: ´n Sonbril hoort op jou oë, in sy sakkie, of in jou hand, nie op jou kop, om jou nek, of voor aan jou kraag nie. En haal tog jou sonbril af as jy met iemand praat, behalwe as jy nou net iets gesteel het. Die hele doel van ´n pet, is om die son uit jou oë te hou, nie uit jou ore of agterkop nie, dra die afdakkie na voor en as jy onder dak inloop, haal dit af. ’n Selfoon moet nie aan jou belt gedra word nie, dis ´n Nokia, nie ´n Beretta nie.

They've been around and have theT-shirts to proof it.

Alcohol Truths

Good advise

Woman and Exercise

Joke of the day

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says, "... Dude .... How much water
did you drink?!"

When you know your speeding