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Ek wou deur die internet klim om julle 'n Spesiale dag toe te wens, sukkel al die hele oggend, maar die boude pas nie deur nie (....) Ouch!

There are 75 bands in this pic, can you identify them?

I’m a Barbie Girl in a normal World

Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn
beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.

5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change,
and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.

10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

Review: Die Christina Aguilera Konsert

Donderdag 10 November was ek by die Christina Aquilera 94.7 konsert in die Dome by Northgate. Dit was fantasties maar laat ek eers vertel hoe ek daar opgeeindig het.

Ek het die 31st Oktober by 'n nuwe werk begin in Rosebank - Johannesburg. Daarom was ek heeltemal verbaas toe my baas vir en een van die designers (Carrie) verniet kaartjies gee vir die konsert. En nie net sommer enige kaartjie nie maar VIP kaartjies vir die 94.7 box en Golden Circle kaartjies.

Ons het van half 7 die aand in die losie gekuier met o.a Joost en Amor, Wackhead Simpson, Jeremy Mansfield en klomp mense van die media. (Daar is self foto's van ons in die tydskrif 'Get It'). Van bo-af het ons na die opening acts gekyk (Wafeec en Debra Cocks) en so 'n half-uur voor Christina het ons afgegaan na die Golden Circle.

Christina het die show afgeskop met:'What a girl Wants'. Sy het 'n baie sexy rooi en swart uitrusting aangehad en daar was die hele aand 6 dansers wat saam met haar die verhoog aan die brand gesteek het. Christina het deur die loop van die konsert nog 3 keer ander outfits gaan aantrek en liedjies soos 'Lady Marmelade', 'Dirty', 'Stronger' gesing.

Die hoogte punt van die aand was natuurlik 'I am Beautiful' waar almal in die gehoor hul hande in die lug opgesteek het en saam gesing het. 'n Hoendervleis oomblik. Christina was 'n ware diva met 'n fantastiese stem en sy het die show 'n ongelooflike aand gemaak.