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Festive Funnies

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PRAGTIGE HEKSRIVIER BERGE

Pragtige Heksrivierberge.
Waar die waterlelies groei.
Ek verlang terug na die Heksrivierberge.
Waar ons liefde altyd sal bloei.

Lieflike treurwilgerbome.
Waar die maan so stilweg verdwyn.
En ek leef weer terug in my drome.
Waar sterretjies vir altyd sal skyn.

Pragtige Heksrivierberge.
Waar die waterstrome wegvloei.
Ek gaan weer terug na die Heksrivierberge.
Waar ons bootjie vir altyd sal roei.

Deur: David Naude

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Press Photo of the Year

Geniet die Vakansie Almal en aan die wat see toe gaan, veilig ry!
Zani en Jaco

Bedtime Prayer for us Ladies

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.
Amen