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Shortest Afrikaans Fairytale...

Een dag, lank, lank gelede was

daar 'n vrou wat nie vol kak was nie....


Maar dit was FOKKEN lank gelede

- en ook net EEN dag ...

Shampoo instructions that doesn't confuse programmers

Oldschool (For newbs):

Wash
Rinse
Repeat

Newschool (For programmers):

for(i = 0;i >= 2;i++)
{
   Wash();
   Rinse();
}

 

Male / Female Objects

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. Then of course, there's the hot air factor.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.