What is a crocodile?

The crocodile is specially built long because the flatter the better swimmer. At the front of the crocodile is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crocodile the tail grows between the head and tail is the crocodile. A crocodile without a tail is called a Rottweiler.

A crocodile’s body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn’t happen much cause a crocodile is scared of nothing. A crocodile stays under the water because if you were so ugly, you would also stay under the water.

It is a good thing because a person gets such a big fright if a crocodile catches you that the croc has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crocodile isn’t hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer a crocodile bites you the more it hurts. Very old crocodiles suck their people and buck that they catch dead.

If you eat a crocodile it is called a crocosatie. The little brother of a crocodile is a lizard. The slow sister of a crocodile is a chameleon. The gay brother is a daffodil and a crocodile also has a dead brother called a frikkadel.

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